I'm going to polish the purple people pleaser!
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A movie that contains content only entertaining or appealing to white people. Also comedies that are too smart for other races to understand.
Slayer fan 1: My black friend slept over once and we watched office space. He didn't find it funny at all.
Slayer fan 2: I guess it is a white people movie.
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painful emotions that are easily fixable. to fully be white people pain, the proprietor of said pain needs to broadcast these problems to everyone who would listen in a 10 mile radius.
This condition disproportionately affects: gay men, young women, prepubescent children, people who frequent online forums/own webcams, and tv dramas. All of these people will also frequently be white, upper middle class, and from Connecticut.
Any and all episodes of the Gilmore Girls.
"My parents got me a car for Hanukkah, but it's not the color that I wanted."
"That's some white people pain."
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In order to make white people food what you do is take any meat, put a whole grain of salt on it or two if your in the mood for something spicy, then soak it in egg and cook it until it's just edible, can be other types of food but is usually meat that is so horrible when made by them
Juan: Yo I don't want to go over my friend joe's house. All is family does is cool white people food.
Lee: damn that shit must suck dude!! White people food is so bland and basically raw.
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Georgia State Patrol troopers
Hey, thatβs one of Godβs Special People!
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Used to describe someone who floats from one end of the room to another talking idle chit chat with each and every person without actually making prolonged and meaningful relationship contacts.
"Oh look, there's Darryl playing people ping-pong again... talking to this and that person about all sorts of things..."
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A day for those that move people via a mode of transportation!
I'm part of people mover day! I run the people mover ride!
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