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Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.

Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

by Polish Sausage Pizza April 13, 2011


Best Pizza at the Mall

Faint Praise. A general phrase simultaneously acknowldeging an accomplishment, but undermining its value.

So, South Carolina won the NIT, you say ? Huh... best pizza at the mall, I guess.

by QuikSand December 29, 2006


Free beer and pizza

{n.} Only THE most wonderful band of all time.

Ryan, Mike, and Berto of 'Free Beer and Pizza' own my soul.

by FemaleJesus May 03, 2005


strawberry finger pizza

A panda who fingers his girlfriend while she is on her period. She also has a tampon in her vagina and has to finger herself later to get it out. Knowing ahead of time she was on her period, he does so anyway. After then proceeds to eat pizza after done without washing his hands.

Bob: So what did you do last night Steve?
Steve: well my girl was on her period, so I gave her the ole strawberry finger pizza.
Bob: you sick fucking bastard.

by Alex Lampton June 26, 2008


Sicilian pizza carousel

ACT: when the male is on the bottom of sexual intercourse and he proceeds to smack the female in the face with a large Sicilian pizza while simultaneously spinning her on his shaft in a carousel fashion

you should try the sicilian pizza carousel

by AZN_andr3w March 28, 2009


licorice pizza

The name of Paul Thomas Anderson's critically acclaimed 2021 movie and a verb for women wanting to hook up with younger guys.

Ian is just 19 but so cute. I would Licorice Pizza him.

by blondetardo December 26, 2021


Italian Pizza Boy

An E-Boy but he's Italian. They tend to eat a lot of pasta, favor pizza over every other food type, and smells like garlic and cheese.

Ah Huah hauh
See that Italian Pizza Boy over there? He just asked if I liked my cheese hot or greasy...

by robobean October 01, 2019