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People that didn’t grow up in the 2000s, but grew up with 2000s stuff.
“I was born in 2008 but still used the Wii in my childhood” Im a post 2000s kid
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getting a a post war with friends by posting the most random things you can think of. whoever gets annoyed first surrenders and loses. or you could end in a stalemate. its REALLY fun :)
person 1: wall post war!
person 2: billie jean
person 1: lemonade
person 2: yogurt in french is yaourt
person 1: i hate onions
person 2: i love jellybeans
and so on
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Describes someone who frequently spills liquids and takes a while to clean up. May still be in shock of the Oil Spill of 2010 caused by idiotic company British Petroleum, commonly referred to as BP.
The victim's personality dose not determine any factors. Only weather or not the person has
A. Heard of the oil spill
B. Cares at least a little bit
C. Has seen the aftermath
D. Dislikes BP in some form
People affected not only just leak fluids into larger water areas such as bathtubs, swimming pools, lakes; and in some cases; puddles, but also could leak onto anything, anywhere, at anytime. Girls currently experiencing their period are not affected because PMS, or Pre Menstral Syndrome cancels it out.
Girl #1: Carrying a mug full of soda: Hello everyone! I'm here with my... *drops soda*
Boy #1: Oh No! My parents are going to fuck me up!
Girl #1: It's OK! I'll get the vacuum!
Girl #2: Doesn't she know vacuums don't clean up spills?
Boy #1: She must be suffering from Post BP Syndrome
Boy #2: Oh, poor girl, at least it's not oil, or at water
Girl #3: She must be fidgeting for the animals!
Girl #1: Ok! I think this seemingly stain removing spray will work instead
*sprays all over carpet, a second later, it turns in to hair
Girl #1: WHY DO I RUIN EVERYTHING
Boy #3: If only BP were as kind-hearted as her
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when a cunt tries to be funny
"the dumbass went on This post will age terribly to make a meme, what a cunt!"
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what you get when attempting to fart, but you end up with a hershey squirt coming out instead.
i got a bad feeling that there is some post anal drip in my underwear after that last fart i let out!
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The sesh after the COVID-19 Lockdown
excited for that post lockdown function!
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a post on a blog, a tweet on Twitter, or an activity on Facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.
Hamlet - "I haven't seen a "heart-beat post" from Ophelia in a few days, I hope she's okay. I can't call her to find out, because, you know, it's complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she's thinking of me."
Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"
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