pull and put

a collective act of pulling out a fresh condom from a pre-ripped package and putting on your piece in one unified motion

He complimented me on my top-notch execution of the pull and put outside his dorm room window.

putting up the four

if someone puts up a four, it means saleem is the coolest dude ever

Saleem was putting up the four, he is the coolest guy ever.

put it in the ranters

A term invented by forum moderators. This term is used when telling forum users to take their discussion to the ranters section of the forum, because they are arguing or flaming each other, instead of discussing the topic in a friendly manner. Thus the moderators move the entire topic to the ranters section.

Heathy said to put it in the ranters.

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

Put it up

Basketball slang meaning to shoot the ball.

Guy playing street ball: Put it up nigga!

Putting on the kegs

Australian slang for putting on weight

Have you seen Barry? He's really putting on the kegs lately

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!