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Two women sit with force on the face of a man while he "nuzzles" his nose into the asshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.
Dave "Hey Steve, I wanted to toss Kates salad, and she had invited Amy, so I killed two birds with one stone and made a Kentish Town Salad Sandwich... They loved it!"
When someone eats Indiana hot sauce, and takes a hot spicy shit; and someone then tosses their salad afterwards
Alex ate Indiana hot sauce and had to take a shit, the Alyssa wanted to eat his ass without knowing. Alyssa just had a Indiana Hot Sesame Salad
A game going on in the game everskies.
If you dm someone the word salad, they'll tell you to put it in your forum signature or status.
Person A: Salad
Person B:you have been infected. You must now change your status (or about me) to "Dm me the word salad". The infection shall spread silently. The only rules are : It last for 1 week, And do not spoil the game for others by telling them what the word “Salad” does /srs It ruins the fun for EVERYONE.
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To have several men ejaculate onto a female whilst throwing salad leafs upon the ejaculant, then afterwards, have the female finish it all off with a big mouthfull of her cream stained salad.
Man me and my buds were at a party, and this chick made us give her a cream stain salad!
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To eat pussy, so called because it smells like tuna.
Baby I wanna take you home and toss the tuna salad all night.
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1. a salad mixed with loads of penis
2. the act of dicksalading in a girl's face
3. snot rocketing in some girl's eye and quapping her, which mixes the boogers with jizz, creating a dick salad
1. "Wow, that mailman made the best dick salad ever!"
2. "I dick salad-ed on this girl's face SO MUCH last night."
3. "THOSE DICK SALADS LAST NIGHT WERE EXCELLENT!"
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Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing
Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad