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A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)
I heard margret had a texas toilet by robert.
A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet
Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.
BY doing a big terti in the toilet you are just taking a big fat hard dump.
Worries yo-yo Kyoto took a big terti in the toilet
the act of replacing the water in someones toilet tank with gravy, as a prank for them to get horrified at the sight of gravy in their toilet bowl
jon - "man sam pissed me off so i made his toilet into a gravy toilet"
sam- *horrified look on his face as gravy clumps down his toilet*
An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.
I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.
The title given to the coolest mother f***** you will ever meet in your life that you will model your children after
That guy is such a toilet head
At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.
1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.
2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.