Big-Time-Hard

Not just big, not just big time, not just hard, not just big hard; big-time-hard.

Dude....that backflip was big-time-hard.

Hard Times Bottle

A 50mL bottle of liquor (Airplane Bottle) that is about a shot.

Save this bottle until you have no money and no other way to support your alcoholism. Hard times are ahead.

Jim has been out of a job for a couple of years now. He can only afford to go to the liquor store and get a couple of hard times bottles at a time now. Jim should start panhandling so he can get a whole fifth.

As hard as a goat's knee

Something so hard/tough, like a lump of stale bread or an oul' scone, you can't hardly bite it.

Jayz lads, thon bun's as hard as a goat's knee!

gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.

"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.

packing 7 on hard

When your dick is hard (erect) you're 7 inches long.

I be packing 7 on hard and niggas be likes 'oh that's small'

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

up to hard eight

(adverb) badly, that you're jonesing, to the max, extremely, absolutely and suchlike...

do you want to come with us? - up to hard eight!! (of course)
I want it up to hard eight! (very badly)
buy whisky up to hard eight! (buy all the bottles of whisky in the store)
I was drunk up to hard eight (I was extremely drunk)

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