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When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.
My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).
A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.
I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.
a quality due to something edible that can bring one closest to a state of nirvana, most commonly achieved with bacon
I want a singular milkshake that has the bacon goodness that can only be rivaled by 68 slices of bacon. Don't you?
Spray on bacon, makes any surface lickabke bacon
Wow, my aunt just got me bacon wizzle for my birthday as a gag gift
A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings
Omg ur such a bacon brownie