mile high club

Having sex while flying on the wings of a pterodactyl.

While flying to New Orleans on a pterodactyl's wings I screwed a random lady, while in action a boy yelled, "mommy why is your butt in my face." His mom replied,"Billy give me a second, I'm joining the mile high club."

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The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

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yarichin bitch club

A shitty anime and manga that portrays minors doing bad things. Its ableist and fetishizes mlm relationship. If you're a cis woman then literally stfu

"Go die if you like Yarichin Bitch Club"

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cool kids club

make the cool and club a k you'll see

yo are you part of the cool kids club
No

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Club her in the rough

When you bang a girl with a golf club

Me and my girl were feeling freaky and she asked me to club her in the rough.

So i did

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Brolic Dudes Club

Also, the BDC. An fraternal organization of brolic men who hold dear the values of strength, honor, and sensitivity, as described by the latin motto on the BDC crest which reads "Fortis, Honestus, Sensilis". All BDC members use their brolic strength and personalities for the forces of good, and recognizes that there is a very thin line between brolic and frolic.

"Those chumps were itchin' to start some shit at the party until they saw the BDC up in there!"

"Yeah dude, NO ONE wants to mess with a Brolic Dudes Club member!"

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mile-high club

The mile-high club is an exclusive club for guys who have jacked off and had a cumgasm in the restroom of an airplane flying at least one mile high.

I became a member of the mile-high club when I was a teenager!

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