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captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis

Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015


Captain Rim Jaw

An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.

"I saw Captain Rim Jaw at Second Bridge last night, he left chocolate sauce everywhere"

by Micky Dolenz May 9, 2022


Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp

Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020


Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now

Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww

by africanman69 December 27, 2021


Captain Robby

As a noun, this phrase is a positive way to identify a pothead.
As a verb, it means to spend a long amount of time to smoke as much weed as you want/have. This is a good way to chill and find yourself again.

History: This phrase is based off a radio host who is AKAed as Captain Robby. His actual identity is unknown, but it is known that he enjoys fun times and PB&J sandwiches during said times o' fun.

Noun: "Dude, you're such a Captain Robby, I love it. Got any extra pot on you?"

Verb: "Hey, man, I'm thinking about 'captain robby'ing it tomorrow. I just need to relax, I'm too stressed, I need just one day where I can smoke as much weed as I want."

Other: "Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and bring it down to the station and win our grand prize!"

by funckyfrush January 16, 2008


captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.

mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."

by anti-gweed. November 5, 2008


Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time

Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day

by BigDickCockSucker69 August 27, 2015