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Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.
Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."
A girl who lets herself get fingered very easily.
Joe: I'm so horny.
Rick: Date that girl over there, shes a finger tramp.
Joe: How do you know?
Rick: I fingered her on the first date.
The art of sliding ones fingers into a females oraphisis
'You see her over there? She's getting a finger butty tonight'
When a guy gets tattooed by a drug dealer of a shitty of a lightning bolt on his Left index finger and shows his friend who works at kmart
Dylan’s got new nickname is Lightning Fingers after what happened on the weekend
When you finger a girl and her vagina smells like shell fish.
Susan gave Jim clammy fingers yesterday. He couldn’t get the smell off.
When you stick yo finger up some jungle pussy
“so you gon stick yo finger in my jungle”
“yeah”
“yeah aight”
“i like that jungle finger”
The act of entering another man anally with a hand formed into the shape of a gun. Typically regarded as a show of disrespect, especially if performed in the state of Texas where homosexuality is strongly frowned upon.
"He gave me the finger; I gave him the Texan Finger"