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Jordan

Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.

Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??

Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg

by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020


Jordan

Jordan’s can be funny at times but can very annoying and do not know how to shut up and can take things too far. Jordan’s like to body shame people and acts like she has the body of Kim kardashian. Jordan’s think they are THAT BITCH when they actually are not. Jordan’s can be alright friends but need to learn when to not be needy

Person 1: is that Jordan?
Person 2: yeah

Person 1: I heard she likes to body shame people

by Isn’t ur mum dead? November 20, 2020


Jordan

Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.

Damn that kid is gonna go pro. No surprises there, it’s Jordan

by BigSlongJim November 23, 2021


Jordan

Jordan is a fat, retarted, below average height, and the type of person you suspect to be a nazi. He does not know what grass is and favors his dad's cock.

He's such a loser!
What a Jordan!

by megacockatron November 25, 2021


Jordan

The biggest bitch in the whole world. Man will AWAYS find a way to DESTROY your rep/life or the dumbest/offensive shit ever and will say it was "A jOkE".

Jordan: "what is the outfit??? Your just asking for it Angi!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"

by Just_statingthe_factstbh January 2, 2023


Jordan

A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and has moodswings 24/7 likes bass is very sexy and a lot of niggas are scared of him

You can never be like jordan my nigga

by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021


Jordan

A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and used to play a lot of bitches also hella sexy and everyone is scared of him

Damn nigga you can never be like jordan

by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021