When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
An aggressive yet dominant driver who rules the road
Beth is a Road Shark when she's upset.
Monivea Road, County Galway.
White trashy three year olds holding up the middle finger, running out from their home and cussing at their parents.
Parents couldn't control them for their fucking lives.
They see a car coming and they ride their fucking scooter out right in front of them. Do you want to fucking DIE??!!!111
The way them nasty children stare up their nostrils as if you're an endangered.
They are children in need of deliverance.
Have you ever been to Monivea Road?
Somebody getting neurotic about something and inviting others into their crazy thought process.
Guy #1: jen was tripping about kim saying "this place smells like a hospital." Then, jen started asking her friends to unfriend kim and take her side.
Guy#2: it sounds like jen is road tripping, asking all her friends to get in on her neurosis.
Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.
Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.
When you're on the highway all day and you suddenly have to stop somewhere and shit
Patrick drove all the way from his house to work, came right in the door, and took a road dump
One of the man remixes of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X. This song brought back the hype for Old Town Road for at least a day as it features RM (Kim Namjoon) of BTS in it.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard Lil Nas X's new remix for Old Town Road?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Seoul Town Road? No, not yet
Person 1: Well, you should stream it.