Peruvian snake wrap

The act of two homosexual males scissoring while inserting their penises into the other persons butthole, thus causing a snake wrap. This was invented in the great 1800’s when male homosexuality was at its peak in Peru.

Hey, I was with my boy toy last night, and we preformed the Peruvian snake wrap. That shit hit different.

Brown Snake Moan

Brown Snake Moan- (Verb)
The moan or groan of satisfaction given after producing an especially large poop.

Jerry: "Oooo-AHHH!"
Phil, said while knocking on the bathroom door: "Damn, that was a downright Brown Snake Moan!"

Indonesian Water snake

When a male and female counterpart engage in an intense session of ass- eating... underwater.

I heard you popped and Indonesian water snake on that bimbo. Nice, bro.

Detroit Rake Snake

A sexual act in which someone inserts the handle of a rake into another's anus after dipping it in super glue and proceeds to handcuff them to the bumper of a car before starting the car.

Jim: What's your girlfriend doing in the emergency room?
Steve: Gave her the ol' Detroit Rake Snake

Lake Snake Event

(verb)- Anytime 1 or more penises are exposed and erect or semi-erect in a body of water. This normally is in conjunction with alcohol and need to show the other intoxicated guys in the same , said body of water what they are working with.... Might also include penetration of Lake Snake Hole(No Definition needed for that word :-)

Wow, see those 2 guys over there floating closely together? I bet There is a Lake Snake Event going on over there.

Snake Ass Bitch

An insult you whisper under your breath when that snake ass bitch you hate is talking to your friends.

Kierra: *Judges you* You: “Snake ass bitch...” *Friends hang out with her*

Solid snake-ing it

To preform this action would be to very sneakily, solid snake style, make your snake solid, as in jerk off. This is often done in situations in which one must be quite about jerking it, such as in voice chat in a video game. Lots of people on discord right now? You can bet your ass one of them is solid snake-ing it.

Yeah, that rocket league match took so fucking long, I was Solid snake-ing it the whole time.