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the act of pulling down someones pants and slapping thier balls back and fourth while reciting their a,b,c's back words as they get jerked off by a trany
dude wanna play albanion fly swat, its awsome
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To be as cool as money itself, not necessarily to be assigned a monetary value (prositution). But to be as popular and as desireable.
"Fly Like Paper, Get High like Planes"
-MIA
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The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate of 2020. It sat on his head for approximately 2 minutes in which everyone thought it died, but it flew off. This caught a ton of media attention as Mike Pence was seen as a piece of shit, due to him being affiliated to Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States.
Person 1: Bro! Did you see the fly on Pence's head during the VP debate? It sat there for like 2 minutes.
Person 2: Lol yeah! I mean it makes sense, because Pence is quite the scumbag, like his partner, Donald Trump.
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Baseball sexual metaphor for when there's an unequal ratio of males and females at a party and one member of the dominant group leaves to create an equal ratio.
John called the infield fly rule at the party and left so it didn't turn into a sausage fest.
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An advanced homosexual technique used by only the most adventurous couples. You start this delight by turning up the heat in the room to make your sack leather maliable. Once the sack leather has reached a bubblegumish feel. You then stretch the sack over the entire erect penis and With one hand (your dominant hand preferably) you lock the sack skin firmy in place at the base of the shaft. Now With your other arm supporting your lower back. Have your man kneel before you, grab his ankles, and bring his knees to his shoulders then tell him to repeat the word "Gamera" three times. Now comes the difficult part that takes otherworldly aim and precision. From approximately 15-20 yards out try and achieve a nice eric Dickersonesque head of steam and pray to god you hit the doodoo chute with enough force to engulf the whole " flying turtle... Nothing worse than a fractured Half turtle.
Godspeed
This move was invented,perfected and practiced repeatedly by Adam Carolla on his male staff members over at ace broadcasting studios.
Adam-" Hey bald Bryan, forget that fancy new tumor medicine you've been taking.... I got something better."
Bryan-" what's that boss?"
Adam-" looks like you dropped your pencil"
Bryan-" oh thank......... Uuuuuurrrrgghh ahhhhhhhh noooo! Not operation flying turtle again!!"
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to become infuriated, to lose all control of your actions
"Don't f*** with me right now, or I'll fly off the chain."
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A sexual experience that will rock your socks
This is the procedure on how to correctly achieve the venus fly trap.
(1.) Male lies on his back.
(2.)Male spreads his legs open like a V shape outward into the air.
(3.) The female commences to stroke the asshole of the male with her tongue.
(4.) When the male alludes the females tongue firmly caressing his ass hairs, the male must abruptly clasp his butt cheeks together, thus clamping the females tongue within his hairy derriere.
It is suggested to be naked or in asscheekless chops to pull this off as easily and comfortably as possible.
Last night Justin went out in his butt cheekless chops and picked up a few harlets. Let's just say a few tongues got trapped in his hairy asshole, because he perfected "the venus fly trap".
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