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Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, and Chicago cops need guns.
Washington DC's low murder rate of 80.6 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Arlington, VA's high murder rate of 1.6 per 100,000 is due to the lack of gun control.
Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics."
The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into effect in 1994, are responsible for the decrease in violent crime rates, which have been declining since 1991.
We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.
The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.
An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a .357 Magnum will get angry and kill you.
A woman raped and strangled is morally superior to a woman with a smoking gun and a dead rapist at her feet.
When confronted by violent criminals, you should "put up no defense — give them what they want, or run" (Handgun Control Inc. Chairman Pete Shields, Guns Don't Die - People Do, 1981, p. 125).
The New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice about guns; just like Guns and Ammo has some excellent treatises on heart surgery.
One should consult an automotive engineer for safer seatbelts, a civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for spinal paralysis, a computer programmer for Y2K problems, and Sarah Brady or Sheena Duncan, Adele Kirsten, Peter Storey, etc. for firearms expertise.
The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1791, refers to the National Guard, which was created by an act of Congress in 1903.
The National Guard, funded by the federal government, occupying property leased to the federal government, using weapons owned by the federal government, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a state militia.
These phrases," right of the people peaceably to assemble," "right of the people to be secure in their homes," "enumeration's herein of certain rights shall not be construed to disparage others retained by the people," and "The powers not delegated herein are reserved to the states respectively, and to the people," all refer to individuals, but "the right of the people to keep and bear arms" refers to the state.
We don't need guns against an oppressive government, because the Constitution has internal safeguards, but we should ban and seize all guns, thereby violating the 2nd, 4th, and 5th amendments to that Constitution.
Rifles and handguns aren't necessary to national defense, which is why the army has millions of them.
Private citizens shouldn't have handguns, because they serve no military purpose, and private citizens shouldn't have "assault rifles," because they are military weapons.
The ready availability of guns today, with waiting periods, background checks, fingerprinting, government forms, et cetera, is responsible for recent school shootings,compared to the lack of school shootings in the 40's, 50's and 60's, which resulted from the availability of guns at hardware stores, surplus stores, gas stations, variety stores, mail order, et cetera.
The NRA's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is propaganda, and the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign is responsible social activity.
Guns are so complex that special training is necessary to use them properly, and so simple to use that they make murder easy.
A handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the typical adult to learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that only has 20.
Women are just as intelligent and capable as men but a woman with a gun is "an accident waiting to happen" and gun makers' advertisements aimed at women are "preying on their fears."
Ordinary people in the presence of guns turn into slaughtering butchers but revert to normal when the weapon is removed.
Guns cause violence, which is why there are so many mass killings at gun shows.
A majority of the population supports gun control, just like a majority of the population supported owning slaves.
A self-loading small arm can legitimately be considered to be a "weapon of mass destruction" or an "assault weapon."
Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which most people will abide by because they can be trusted.
The right of online pornographers to exist cannot be questioned because it is constitutionally protected by the Bill of Rights, but the use of handguns for self defense is not really protected by the Bill of Rights.
Free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters, computers, and typewriters, but self-defense only justifies bare hands.
The ACLU is good because it uncompromisingly defends certain parts of the Constitution, and the NRA is bad, because it defends other parts of the Constitution.
Charlton Heston as president of the NRA is a shill who should be ignored, but Michael Douglas as a representative of Handgun Control, Inc. is an ambassador for peace who is entitled to an audience at the UN arms control summit.
Police operate with backup within groups, which is why they need larger capacity pistol magazines than do "civilians" who must face criminals alone and therefore need less ammunition.
We should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive guns because it's not fair that poor people have access to guns too.
Police officers, who qualify with their duty weapons once or twice a year, have some special Jedi-like mastery over handguns that private citizens can never hope to obtain.
Private citizens don't need a gun for self-protection because the police are there to protect them even though the Supreme Court says the police are not responsible for their protection.
Citizens don't need to carry a gun for personal protection but police chiefs, who are desk-bound administrators who work in a building filled with cops, need a gun.
"Assault weapons" have no purpose other than to kill large numbers of people, which is why the police need them but "civilians" do not.
When Microsoft pressures its distributors to give Microsoft preferential promotion, that's bad; but when the Federal government pressures cities to buy guns only from Smith & Wesson, that's good.
Trigger locks do not interfere with the ability to use a gun for defensive purposes, which is why you see police officers with one on their duty weapon.
When Handgun Control, Inc., says they want to "keep guns out of the wrong hands," they don't mean you. Really.
And this is 40 reasons to support gun control.
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A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.
Those girls at Starbucks are definitely Machine Gun Kelly fans.
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An Anti-Gun fascist is person who is anti gun and will advocate or even vote to infring on individual rights. This is often to the point of wanting to turn 100 million Americans into criminals and send armed men to kill or kidnap them over political differences if they do not comply with their tyrannical form of fascism.
Michael Bloomberg is an Anti-Gun Fascist
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an offensive football scheme wherein all players in the backfield are of African-American descent.
"Yo mane, 3-2 fi'inta step D.O.C., an' we front Gun 'n Pun."
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"If they ever hired Steve Spurrier, Texas could implement a Gun 'n Pun passing attack."
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A tiktok legend who makes sure everyone is aware of the movie name (top gun: maverick)
"I wonder what movie that is..."
movie name top gun maverick: "movie name: top gun maverick"
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The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.
Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
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The period of time beginning at the end of the Use Your Illusion massive world tour. This period of time is still open as GNR has not retired.... yet. After UYIWT Use Your Illusion World Tour the band once known for comprising rock legends like Slash and Gilby Clarke, started to disintegrate. Axl Rose, the only member from the original lineup who is also known for his severe anger issues, started to have discussions with everyone for everything in the band. One by one, the band said:
THE FOllOWING IS ONLY A DRAMATIZATION!
Slash: (Infuriated because Axl Rose put Paul Tobias guitar over Slash's Guitar) Axl wtf is fuckin wrong with you man, I'm your fucking guitarist, I'm the best fuckin guitarist in the whole fuckin universe and you put this fuckin n00b to play instead of me, wtf is fuckin wrong with you sob!
Axl Rose: You fuckin asshole how dare you fuckin talk to me that fuckin way you stupid prick. You should be grateful I gave you a fuckin spot in GNR you moron you should be fuckin sucking my balls.
Slash: You know what Axl, fuck you, fuck your band, fuck your fucking UYIWT you wouldn't be here if it weren't for me. I am tired of this bullshit go fuck yourself.
(*SLAMS DOOR* Gets the fuck out and goes start a new project called Slash's Snakepit, which is very succesful).
Matt Sorum: (about Paul Tobias sayin shit bout Slash) Yo Axl how the fuck can you allow this fuckin n00b of Tobias to say shit about Slash? Slash made us famous man, Slash was the fuckin star of the UYIWT wtf you should kill that fuckin n00b.
Axl Rose: Well Mr. Bigshot I'm too good for this shit and I can tell axl rose wtf to do, this is my fuckin band, Tobias is my fuckin guitarist, Slash is no longer my fuckin guitarist, from the minute Slash left that fuckin door, anyone can say shit bout him even fuckin Tobias. But you are a little son of a bitch who think's "I'm better than Axl Rose so I can tell this bitch what to do". Well, guess what asshole, you are not. Get the fuck out of my fuckin band. From this fuckin moment on, your ass is fuckin fired.
(Gets the fuck out of GNR).
Duff McKagan: Hey Axl man, look we are cool and everything, but man, this aint the same without Slash and Dave so man I can't work like this you know?
Axl Rose: I have 13 words for you: If you want to fuckin leave get the fuck out then asshole.
(Leaves GNR leaving Axl Rose as the only original member of the band).
(Slash, Sorum, and McKagan grouped with Stone Temple Pilots' lead singer Scott Weiland to form Velvet Revolver. Band that at the moment is very succesful).
(Axl Rose thinks that he can still make songs like November Rain sound good without the members who made it famous and with his voice that as of 2006 sounds awfully bad.
DISCLAIMER: I consider GNR to be one of the fuckin best bands ever in the whole world. I like their work from 1993 to the past. However, when Axl Rose got greedy and cocky, it was then when all started to come down. I agree, Axl Rose is a great singer, and he was famous 'cause of that. But nowadays, his voice it is just not the same. Same shit with the current members. They cannot take Slash's, Sorum's and McKagan's place. Word of advice for Axl Rose: Die with dignity man, retire today, and be remembered as one of the fuckin best bands of the 20th Century.
Peace
Guns N Roses After 1993. I believe GNR was a great band until 1993. After this year, however, Axl Rose's ass got cocky and with a feeling of "Im the fuckin best and everyone can blow me". This led to the eventual downfall of GNR. The most similar thing that nowadays resembles GNR is Velvet Revolver. It is just like Rage Against The Machine. Three of the original members left the group to join Chriss Cornell of Soundgarden to create Audioslave, band which enjoys great popularity.
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