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excel master

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh

An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.

Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.

Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.

Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.

Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.

by SP@RKLE February 12, 2017


V3-Master

V3-MASTER IS A SUPERNATURAL HUMAN BEING.

The v3-master is capable of making women reach hyper-orgasmic states that will cause them to scream hard and will strain their voice. Each sex session with the v3-master will result in heavy loss of fluids (Cum, squirt) and will result in 20 hyper orgasms an hour although the voice strain and heavy loss of fluids (Cum, squirt) a sex session with the v3-master will cause a pure non-ending state of bliss that will bring a woman to a state where she becomes a goddess and will be happy for eternity.

It is recommended to the woman that is laying with the v3-master to be equipped with 6 bottles of water at minimum.

Wow she cummed hard are you a v3-master or something?

by V3Mas April 26, 2020


mix master millz

Starter of new trends and new waves to come 2022

Mix Master Millz finds the best Artist Independent and breaks there records.

by New Cashville November 24, 2021


Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

by DangerMonk1854 June 1, 2018


Minge master

This refers to a particular gentlemen who has a very active sex life ,other men may be jealous of how many women he picks up and he also may be the cause of chlamydia outbreaks in some city's or towns

Ugh dude I'm so jealous of Mike he is such a minge master

Or

Dude I hooked up with 10 women this week I'm such a minge master

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 4, 2022


master val. Lord of art and maps

Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital

Person A. Woah who is that over there !

Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps

Person A. Woah really?!?

Person B. He is a chad of the maps

by Ivys number #1 fan July 27, 2024


Master

VIJAY as Master (JD)
VJS as Bhavani
Master - blockbuster movie (globally No1 topper)

They call him Master..... Matrangal varum faster.....

by I like Aamai January 28, 2021