Slang for a boring relationship/friendship/position/job etc. Tinned Soup is an extremely boring and desperate food, and it is now a popular slang metaphor for boring things in general.
"Jimmy! Why can't we play chess?"
"Mate.. Chess is the Tinned Soup."
Man, I could sure go for a nice tall glass of tasteless soup right now.
the cloudy pool water after a geriatric aqua aerobics class consisting of various paper products, human liquids and solids, and various other sundries and whatnots
senior soup for the soul -- it's good for you!
That feeling of being so full after you eat a big bowl of soup
I can’t run the 5k, I’m souped.
The act of dropping a super loose dump. Not diarrhea, not a fully formed log, we are talking fcking soup.
Dude, after that amazing veggie dinner last night, I almost souped in my pants. Nearly didn't make it to the can.
For something or someone to get destroyed beyond recognition
Person 1:oh you missed the game?
2:yea I had to go to the bathroom.
1: oh, it was awesome. That one Pichu main got absolutely souped.
2: lol