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A post on a Daddy's Facebook wall that might appear innocent but it's wording portrays a troubled person with insecurities and deep-seeded jealously against the new woman in daddy's life.
The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.
It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
Jealous of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts:
"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."
***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***
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when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..
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When you have a deep wedgie (always) and may not be aware. Seeing that you have a deep wall for your pants or shorts to ride in all day.
Did you see that man in the brown shorts, major wedgie. He must have a Large Butthole Wall Wedgie for that to happen every time you see him.
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A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.
Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.
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A popular phrase used in 'F is for Family'.
**Frank:** I need you two to play nice, and don't get into any trouble. *(to Bill)* And I am putting you in charge of your sister today. You got that?
**Bill:** Yep.
**Frank:** Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I want you to call me at work. Okay, buddy?
**Bill:** Sure, dad.
**Frank:** Good. 'Cause then, I will come right home, and I will put you through that fucking wall.
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i am living in your walls now. you should be scared. I AM IN YOUR WALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS IAMINYOURWALLSIAMINYOURWALLS
friend: ur bad at this game
you: i am living in your walls 👺
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When you see the queers in the theater🗿
Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall!
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