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When your Grandpa rapes you at night
NO, NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THE SUPER SAIYAN 3 CHODE
International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.
“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”
“Yeah you’d certainly know.”
Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand
That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross
A punjabi kid with a turban that's always high asf and has a unibrow. He also can't stop watching porn.
Jas is such a gyan chode because of his weed addiction
A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.
My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
Someone who flaunts their stubbed off chode like it’s fabulous and everyone wants one.
Cris Collinsworth is an absolute chode wagger.
When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"