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An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.
"Dude, i saw the nastiest thing on google images, its two guys making a turd sandwich!!"
"gross"
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Someone that fingers a person in the asshole and upon the removal of the finger(s) a turd follows. This could lead to embarrassment for one or both parties.
Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Dale?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He became a Turd Wrangler while he was fingering Karen's ass.
Person 2: What a Champ! He shall now be called (Name of State where Turd was Wrangled) Turd Wrangler. Ex. Texas Turd Wrangler or TTW or TT-Dubs.
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A dog who steals the turds out of the at litter box.
"My dog is a turd burglar!"
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
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Adj. To be in a state of inactivity, often carries a negative connotation of powerlessness, helplessness, and mild embarrassment at one's situation as such; antisocial; to be like a turd.
Johnny: what's up man, are you doing anything tonight?
Marty: nah, my brother took my car so now I'm stuck at home just all turded out.
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when a bitch attitude is mad shitty and she dont know how to act
A: what happened wit' shorty? u smash dat?
B: Naw man, she hit me wit dat turd-a-tude
A: damn B
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Someone who is completely outside of their damn minds and yet also full of crap.
Could also be a very hard solid and almost walnut shaped piece of poop, the kind that hurts when it comes out and causes the wet cheeks affect (when toilet water and/or piss splashes onto your rear from the impact of the solid fecies)
"That turd nut over there just told me that she saw a special on c-span about Canada, USA, and Mexico becoming one country."
"I am having the worst night possible! I was on a date, hadn't had my benafiber and I passed a huge turd nut at the restaurant and when I went to wipe my wet ass there was no toilet paper so I had this huge yellow ring on the seat of my white skirt the rest of the night"
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