short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!

Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic

flowy short method

when one wears flowy shorts for easy access of said hole during intercourse.

“We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”

“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”

Short and Fat

Short and fat

He is short and fat

rusty short bus

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons

"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"

Worderr (short form: wrdr)

To reach the border of words, specially in a arguement. Can also be used as word limit.

Oh okay now its my worderr (short form: wrdr), i cant handle you anymore.
Stop it you are crossing the worderr.
I am not even at my worderr, I have more arguements.
Okay, I'll give you time to speak but you have wrdr 250.

Short shorts day

the day you wear shorts on a cold winter.
30. NOV

Oh here we go again... ITS SHORT SHORTS DAY