Matt is a big man normally weird but likes his meals hide open food or matt fossen will find you.
A giant was seen it must have been a matt fossen
when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.
Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.
An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict
Matt banderia, loves will penisini or should we say villami
A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.
"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?
An extremely cool person, specifically reserved for Matthew Nissen
Damn here comes Matt Nissen
No bro hes MATT HAZARD
A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
A matt coat, that's applied on top to finish and conserve a design.
Can also have quick drying qualities making it a quick dry matt taco
Commomnly used in regards to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube
Related to: glossy taco, holo taco, and quick dry taco
I'm using a matt taco, because I thought it looked cool with the neonness goin on.