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the only homosexual person in your room
Random Girl- Dang she the only apple on the tree.
(n) the product of an ejaculation onto a male partner's penis and leaving the cum for a period of time, after which the ejaculating partner will lick his own cum off of said penis.
Justin: Oh my god, did you hear what those two guys did last night?
John: Yeah, I heard they were so hungry that one gave the other a Boston Candy Apple!
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A floridian who drinketh one's apply juice that but returneth the favor
Aka: a silo of dousch
He's so cheap one would think he's an apple juice thief.
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When a man pees during a blowjob right after ejaculation.
Girl: Oh gross, you gave me a sour apple altoid!
Man: Curiously strong!
Girl: *Vomits*
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The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.
So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.
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When you eat peanuts early in the day, and when you're about to have sex, you poop on a girls face so you have peanut poop, and you then jizz on top
Marc I can't believe you gave Hanna a Carmel Apple with Nuts last night.
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