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A robot fart is a fart that sounds like a releasement of pressure. They are usually done when the fart has been held too long inside the body.
Kelita: **fussssssssss**
Curls: WTF Kelita ??!!
Kelita: Sorry I couldnt hold it any longer!
Curls: Ohhhhhhh you robot farter!
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Someone who specializes in evaluating the fragrance and aroma of other people's farts.
James is a fart critic - he always smells other people's farts and then insists on offering his opinion about them.
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When a different male farts on your dong
I used to hate my boss until he gave me a fart dong
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A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.
Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.
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Sometimes during masturbation, a pocket of air becomes trapped under the foreskin. Upon pulling back the foreskin the air is released creating a sound similar to a fart.
Man: "Pfft."
Woman: Did you just fart honey?
Man: No, that was a bell fart. You wouldn't have sex with me tonight, so I'm relieving myself.
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All small cars with twatish big bore exhausts.
I wish would turn the engine off on that Fart Cart while he is parked there, I cant hear the fucking telly.
selfish boy racer twat corsa show off
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