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This is when you get a boner. And when you high on crack.
Why my peepee hard and long??? Said the man on crack
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When you fuck a girl in the ass unlubricated till she screams for mercy and bleeds. Then you tell her how she made you mad then continue to do it till you almost die from exhaustion.
She was tried to play me so I gave her a foot long sub.
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A test of objective internet authenticity where the person being sequestered is asked to take a photo of him or herself wearing a green shirt with/in front of/near the object in question.
Originated from the Mugen parts topic of the worlds largest Honda enthusiast forum, this was first used to prove the authenticity of a Honda del Sol Mugen front bumper cover.
Memphis: Hey I own a jet ski!
Vega: Prove it!
Memphis: How?
Vega: By taking the green long sleeve shirt test!
Memphis: What's that?
Vega: Take a picture of yourself while you are eating a jelly dough-nut next to your jet ski pointing at it while you hold a calendar with my birth-date circled, and you must be wearing a green long sleeve shirt...
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a southern male with an abnormally large, crinkley , wart infested penis.
person a: " Last night i got fucked by your brother."
person b" You do know he has a foot long pig, right?"
Person a:" O.O.!!!!!"
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A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.
All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.
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Slang phrase used by workers in the sex trade meaning that they are willing to spend the entire evening and night (dancing, dining or actually sleeping) with a "guest"; as opposed to "short-time" -- usually two hours or less of only sexual activities, after which the paid companion usually returns to work.
"Hey big, strong, handsome man! Me like you; you very handsome. Me love you long time. You like? We go, O.K.?"
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The name given to given to affluent Germans born of royalty
that specialize in kama sutra and have elephantitis of the johnson.
long rod von hugen dong has been knighted for manliness from chuck Norris for being a superior he bitch.
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