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Asians

People who all look the same

Why are people so obsessed with asians?

by Army of turtle land March 6, 2023


Asian

People with families discover that if they miss too many test answers without activity, they may no longer be "Asians." They may be "B'sians."

- That guy is an Asian student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology because the school is an active place and so is well suited for action-types, not intellectual types.

by LawOfAsians July 4, 2022


asian fury

Asian fury is the worst kind of fury. No fury surpasses it. If you see an asian start to display the signs of asian fury, it’s in your best interest to leave and stay outside of a 50 ft radius from the asian. Asian fury will wreak havoc on anyone who stays within the allotted distance. The only people who can harness asian fury are full asians and half asians.

That asian fury is the worst. I just got wrecked by it.

by asians>gingers October 18, 2017


asian pizza

A pizza mostly featuring dead animals and being disgusting. Also a video made by Filthy Frank, as one of the "Cooking Raps" videos.

Person 1: I made some Asian pizza yesterday to piss PETA off.

Person 2: Wow, that's fucking disgusting and filthy.

by JustWantedFood August 6, 2017


Caucasian-Asian

Like a white "Tiger-Mom"; A white person who adopts Asian cultural characteristics, especially in regards to perfectionism, discipline, and disappointment when their children are not perfect.

My mom is a Caucasian-Asian.

by Sanie Tizer February 7, 2022


Caucasian-Asian

Like an "Asian tiger mom". A white person who has adopted Asian cultural characteristics.

My mom is a Caucasian-Asian; I must be perfect.

by Sanie Tizer February 7, 2022


Asian Slaw

When you bring a ladyboy home from the bar in Thailand and pound it from behind with your ham candle and end up nutting on her ass hair.

Man that dude from the bar was so hot last night. She let me hit it raw and finish it off with some Asian slaw.

by Hamcandle83 May 23, 2024