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Speckled banded

The act of going on a ship to London with your best friend who gave you a mission but died before he could even tell you it and then a great detective walks in on you like: " even though your friend wasn't even dead to begin with.

Sholmes: time for a pointless deduction thingy

Ryunoske: OMFG AGAIN?!?!?!?

Ryunoske a year later: And that my friends was the time my friend Kazuma got speckled banded on the way to LOndon!

by I-Dip-Crisps-In-My-Juice October 8, 2022


the Celtic trad band

A totally real band lol. Known for their hit singleHornpipe” and nothing else. They are real. Sadly all 36 of them died in a train on tricycle accident in Finland in the 17th century so all records of their work have been lost and/or destroyed so don’t look for their work. You will NOT find anything bro

Me: name a song by a real artist
Knowledgeable dude: Hornpipe by the Celtic trad band‼️

by Joe_is_lovely15 February 9, 2024


A bag of rubber bands

when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.

me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?

by tristan/joey February 9, 2023


Support local bands

A phrase whose origins may have actually been intended at one point to be helpful. However its use today seems to be restrictive and would make one avoid local music scenes. It is entirely possible though that some or many cities uphold a more welcoming aspect when uttering this phrase. Within Ottawa, "Support local music" means either pop punk, emo or "hardcore" music as other genres "aren't marketable." There is also an antagonistic approach even to friends of the band or band member where they are expected to pay over being guest listed even if said person has limited financial means. The support seems to center specifically on money rather than listening to the music itself. One is also expected to do this for any local show, even if the band's genre is not to your preference because it's about them, not you.

Emo band: Support local bands, fam!
Fan: Are there any shows like rock, heavy metal etc?
Emo band: Nah, that's not marketable. Come to our show. $15.

Band: Support local bands!
Fan: I'll come to the show because I'm interested in hearing you guys play. Could I possibly be put on a guest list this time? I don't have a lot to spend and need the money for necessities.
Band: That's not support so fuck off.

by OneWhoWrites September 30, 2018


Band it

Get to the point. Move on. Get over it. Wrap it up.

When someone is over explaining or going on a tangent, "band it" is a way to get them back on track with their story.

"Just get to the point, it's over, band it."
"I understand, band it and continue."
"Guys just band it I'm tired"

by TitaniaNena October 12, 2020


Barbie Boy Band

All barbie boy bands are terrible at singing. They are most likely a grade six group of friends and there is five of six of them. One of them is the leader that is very load and gets in trouble a lot. The most popular song they sing is the barbie theme song. Most of the time their teachers name will start with a L and their last name will start with a R. There is only one Barbie Boy Band in the world. It is Dylan, Cohen, Ryden, Isaiah, and Henry. THAT'S IT don't try to start your own.

I know a Barbie Boy Band in my class.

by :)Person<3 February 17, 2022


Band mid

Autocorrect made me do this.

nO gOoGLe, BanD KiD nOt BaNd MiD

by bandmids April 22, 2023