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Dropping your reading medal in the toilet

Loosing your virginity

I love dropping your reading medal in the toilet

by Squad1048104 April 26, 2019


Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 26, 2022


Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll

MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!

by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022

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Flush the toilet

Sex position. When you hold someone’s nose, forcing them to take a breath and swallow whatever you have forced into their mouth. Typically used in water sports or bukkake porn

“We had to flush the toilet on that twink we invited over last night”

by SweetPotatoW February 21, 2021


skibidi toilet

The fastest way to make any non gen-alpha hate you.

dumbass: "skibidi toilet"
sane person: "i crave death"

by ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ January 16, 2024


skibidi toilet

no gyat rizz ohio grimace shake fanum

bully: you are a rizzlet gyat skibidi toilet
me: waaa

by eazified March 10, 2024


Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is the most sigma cartoon ever made. It is better than any show ever produced. The lore is so interesting and detailed. Skibidi toilet is the FUNNIEST cartoon ever made. It would make anyone laugh from just one episode. It is so sigma and ohio. Only sigmas watch it.

Sigma:I love skibidi toilet!
Beta:Skibidi toilet is so bad
Sigma:*Litteraly whips out the among us gun and kills him*
Beta:oh no I'm dead (skibidi toilet is the most sigma cartoon ever)

by The most rizzful sigma March 17, 2024