BASH THE BEANS

Male version of masturbation

Hey Honey...just off the bash the beans, be back in a second!

lairy bean

Someone who is loud mouthed, boisterous and likes to have it large.

That guy at the party was a right lairy bean, wasn't he?

Bean Cat

(Bean Smacked) adjective. An Individual that abuses illegal substances.

Andy did you see that Bean Cat over there?" "Holy Shit he is totally Bean Smacked!

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Goober's beans

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.

He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)

Hoolia Bean

Hoolia Beans are the full names of Hoolia’s. They are typically small and quiet and don’t talk to people. They steal your food often. I don’t recommend adopting one.

Person 1: what’s that..stealing your food?
Person 2: oh that’s a Hoolia bean

Cool Beans

if you use this word in 2021, you need help

bob: "Cool Beans"
also bob: I need help

Cool beans

Only used by the coolest of cool kids. "cool beans" means something was TOTALLY EPIC.

human 1:my mom and dad fucked my hamster
human 2:cool beans