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Smearing shit under the toilet seat, so when someone has to take a piss and lift the seat, they get shit all over their hands. As a result, they lift their hand up towards their face with fingers spread apart and release a huge growl of shock and anger.
Jim’s wife was so pissed after finding out she sat on the toilet seat that he buck-shotted. In her moment of rage, she decided to retaliate with a bear claw.
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a girl named Jordyn that often gets called 'Jordy bear' by her Favourite person ever Harmony.
Nawww Jordy bear
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The most cutest person in the world, referred to a bear(the cute kind)
Aww you snizzly bear
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an important tool finely crafted from hardwood as a last line of defense againt grizzley bear attacks. to create a bear stick go camping with a bestfriend and talk about bears until both of you are scared shitless for no good reason. then find a stick about the thickness of chuck norris' dick or 4" in diameter. continue to tell scary stories around a fire designed to keep bears and mountain lions away while taking turns to sharpen the end of the skinny side of the stick. a full beard and a lot of vodka is a crucial part of creating the perfect bear stick. if and when the bear stick is complete and you are attacked and have wasted all large knives and rocks by throwing them in a frenzy allow the bear to charge at you and at the last second when it lunges to eat your face securely slam the blunt end of the bear stick into the ground and aim the sharp end at the bears chest. the bear will fall on the stick and die and then the bear stick can then be used to cook the bear rotisserie style over the fire created earlier.
mike: hey man did you hear that noise?
dan: yeah man sharpen the bear stick faster.
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A general sigh or deep breath that is done for no other reason than it feels good.
"Woman: (sigh), Man: What's wrong?, Woman: Blue Bear."
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when you light a smoke in your tent while consuming excess amount of beer during camping.
nobody was going in the bears den after baker got in their.
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smokey bear secretly gets stoned instead of preventing wildfires
damn bro i just caught smokey bear hitting a bong in the redwoods while its on fire i thought he could only prevent them
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