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When two or more dudes get together to watch the rare, overyped, meaningless Peyton Manning vs Eli Manning football phenomenon. Typically, the dudes at the party will put some great cultural significance to the matchup, even though it's just another regular season game that ends in a blowout. These Manning Bowl Parties are usually attended by guys wearing various Manning jerseys who have no life and would rather analyze the facial expressions and brief, nonexistant social reactions between Peyton, Eli, and Archie rather than actually watch the game. The Manning Bowl Party is essentially a meeting of fake football fans who are more into soap operas and dramatic theater than football. Avoid if you are invited to one.
Joe: Hey man, we're going down to the bar to get some beers and watch the football game. You in?
Brent: Oh, no thanks. I got plans to go over Chad's apartment for his Manning Bowl Party. They're having shrimp coctails and margharitas. It will be a fabulous spread. I'm rooting for Eli to win the match! I can't wait to see the look on Peyton's face when he is defeated by ironic sibling rivalry! Wanna come with?
Joe: Um, no thanks, Brent. I'm good.
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A toilet's condition when the previous user failed to flush properly, leaving floating partially digested vegetables and lettuce in the bowl.
"OMG, I had to flush twice to clear out the Salad Bowl some guy left!"
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when your thumb goes into the asshole while your 2 middle fingers are in the vagina
Man this girl was a freak. I was playing with her and she wanted the bowling ball grip, but I didn't want my thumb to get dirty.
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A day where a bunch of zombies sit down and watch a bunch of hot and sweaty guys slam into each other while fondleling the ball. They do this evey year and it is so big that companies pay a million dollars per ad because they think the watchers will go out and buy a snickers.
Dude did you see those two guys kiss while eating a Snickers bar? It was so homosexial that they had to rip cheat hair off to seem manly during Super Bowl Sunday?
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When you tie your partner down and then you punch said partner in the mouth. At which point you urinate in your partners mouth. The blood from their mouth mixed urine resembles watered down cherry punch.
John, what happened to your lip?
Last night, Stephanie and I got pretty wild. She tied me down. Then she gave me a cherry punch bowl.
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The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.
I had to break up with that d*** because he gave me a texas chili bowl. I haven't pooped in a week.
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a large, dense turd, named for it's likelihood of knackering your bog and usually caused by the ingestion of spicy Indian food.
Phil: I tell you what mate, I had a banging shit after that curry last night. It nearly cracked the porcelain!
Mike: Bombay Bowl-Buster was it?
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