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when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole
man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night
When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.
one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone
Bill just got the angry Canadian snail
the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight
this man is so canadian television
A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.
I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!
A slang for the common animal 'Canadian Geese'
"Wow! Look at all those Canadian Seagulls"