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cracker slut

A person who loves crackers so much that they constantly eat them, hence how they are a “slut

Person 1: Oh my god, he eats so many crackers!
Person 2: Of course he is, he’s a Cracker Slut

by the_cracker_slut January 18, 2020


Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021


The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 3, 2022


Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 12, 2019


CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!

Person who finds typically non spicy objects extremely spicy. Their unintelligent skin tone forces them to were liquidised protection on there skin to stop them from flaking in the sun. Their extinct race has formed a long and prospering relationship with the police force and law system. They typically spawn in high-class suburban landscapes.

Innocent black individual #1 "hey Jamal whats that in the distance"
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*

by salt is not spicy March 1, 2022


cracker fantasy

A white persons fetish of colonizing and gentrifying certain cultures/countries and their attributes, or language, for their own sexual pleasure; usually in an offensive manner. (A racist fetish)

Carson: I can’t wait to call my girl a n*gger during our hardcore BDSM sex sessions again! She’s the best sex slave! I guess you could say it’s my cracker fantasy 😏

by rrrraaaahhhh May 1, 2024


Cracker talk

A white man whose speech is heavily slurred and not comprehensible because of being under the influence of drugs like alcohol or meth.

"Damn! Look at this meth head doing the cracker talk! His tongue is all over the place when he tries to speak! Lets leave.

by Omi777 May 8, 2024