do-rags

stylish lookin cloth worn over the head area

eh u this rag looks tight right

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doing laundry

The act of masturbating into a sock, so as to catch the mess for easy clean-up.

I was thinking of you when I was doing laundry last night.

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what it do

real talk started in the bay not meanig wats up or anything it means what your car can do. it means what it do like if you can swing em then lets see what it do

that's a clean mustang boy, what it do

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do it now

a common phrase said by teachers when students aren't doing work.

Mr. Burke said "DO IT NOW!!"

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might do

Expression of Sarcasm to a teacher

Teacher: "Do you work."
Pupil: "Yeah, might do!"

Shortly followed by a swift first finger pointing gesture.

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Do it in the butt.

When guys think they are going to pwn something..

(Before test)
Elliot: Brian, lets do this test in the butt.

(After the test)

Elliot: How'd you do on the test?

Brian: Dude, I so did that test in the butt.

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Do as I say, not as I do

A phrase that literally means "I am a hypocrite, but you should still obey me." It is commonly used to mock someone (usually a politician, but can actually be anyone) displaying utter hypocrisy of any kind.

California Governor Gavin Newsom tries to mandate masks in the state. Later, he was seen sitting at a restaurant table with eleven people. Every single one of those eleven people -- Newsom included -- was NOT wearing a mask.

"Do as I say, not as I do" he said, effectively sweeping it under the rug.

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