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Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are
Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!
Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
if you have this name you are very sexy and probably have a huge peen. Dylan can get any girl he wants without trying, so if you meet a guy named Dylan keep him away from your girl
oh shit dylan is coming hide ur girl
a extremely cute boy who treats me well and that i can gladly call mines.
that’s my dylan :)
dylan is the type of guy to ride a bike because it makes his dick feel good
dylan really loves riding bikes!
A lonely boy with no friends
Dylan: anyone wanna hangout?
anyone: no loser
Dylan is an EXTREMELY hot and smexy man that pulls hot bitches and boys. he is usually good at golf and Minecraft.
Have you met Dylan? He is so hot!