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When your trousers make it appear as though you have an erection.
"You've got a bit of bat's foot going on there."
A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
This person has one foot bigger then the other. He is not that smart but always makes a fool of himself everywhere he goes. Cant spell for shit. Unlucky with the girls, but when he does get them there 200lbs bigger then him. Well say he lives on his own but really stays with parents or grandparents.
Lil foot: Me and that girl from last night broke the bed , that's how hard we were going at it.
Friend: yea cause she was a sumo wrestler size chick.
The ultimate form of self hate
Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang
Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."