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Dirty king

When your having sexual intercourse with your mother and then she switched positions and donkey punches you

"My mother I were alone last night so she decided to do the dirty king

by LOLSTUN May 4, 2019

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


King Sadim

George W. Bush...the reverse of King Midas, everything W. touched turned to s**t...like our economy!

King Sadim tanked our economy by not regulating Wall Street.

by Kalisiin April 29, 2011

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Short king

The best of men, most of whom end up becoming ruthless dictators.

The short king invaded the neighboring lands

by Elshort November 1, 2022

11πŸ‘ 333πŸ‘Ž


valley of the kings

A place in Egypt-the tourism capital of Africa.

There be big pyramids there

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Pear King

refering to a talented and amazing person, or someone who is very skilled in the art of pear jokes.

the pear king is a bad ass.

by Pear King October 22, 2010

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


King of Simps

The current king of simps is Comly. His son named β€œlittle Bart” is next in line. The king of simps is the leader of all simps

Wow that Isaac kid must be the king of simps.

by Little bart November 27, 2019

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


single king

A guy who has the status of being too good for a girlfriend. One who plays the game but doesn't let the game play him.

Single kings usually hunt in packs, but a ruling of every man for himself usually applies to most prowling situations.

"Who cares if you have a girlfriend? The same pussy gets boring...the world is my oyster...or maybe even sweaty clam"

by Mambo February 16, 2005

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž