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When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.
I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !
When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.
Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.
Gray Ham is an individual who is horny about 92.2% of the time, has had sex with every cousin of his bloodline. He’s usually ginger and often can be heard talking about Manchester United and Marcus Rashford. He is built like a twig, with ankles made of styrofoam
“Todd is such a Gray Ham. He’s always horny!”
“A Gray Ham never has friends!”
A noun used to describe a hanging cliterous
That girl has a hanging ham
An all around stud. The greatest farter of all-time!
Wow, that guy is such a B-Ham!!
1/2 of the hottest people in the world,
Extensive knowledge on the Angry Birds lore and name dropping Michelle Sarah
Person A: “Did you see Lee ham in the hallway? I wonder what he’s listening to.”
Person B: “Probably ‘Booty Store’ by Your Favorite Martian!”
The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.
Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.
See; The best fucking thing ever.
'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'
'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'
'What the fuck? You poser.'