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And then I punched him/her in the face.

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.

I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.

by Stevensgirlie January 19, 2011


I wouldn't touch her with yours

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis

Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours

or

oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours

by Stooster April 5, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me written on her forehead

Usually a female who really wants a guy right then and there.

She'll screw anybody.She has fuck me written on her forehead.

by CYBOR KONG October 21, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


madam palm and her five sisters

a wank

the wife had gone out so i slipped my cock in to madam palm and her five sisters

by terry the wordsmith September 23, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


does not scrap her teeth

when a woman is talented at performing oral sex.

to suction without making contact with the pearly whites

wow! she's cute and she doesn't scrap her teeth, I'm in love!

by miracle monkey boy August 9, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck her like a porn star

I girl you find physically attractive, but you want no relationship with what so ever. To have sex with and nothing more.

Guy 1: "So how'd you like her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she seemed nice and all but with a body like that I'd rather just fuck her like a porn star and go our separate ways."

by Vazh May 8, 2007

54๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

by MuckyPup January 22, 2012