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Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God

He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area

by Slimjimninja May 28, 2020


Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.

His heart was the holy hand grenade.

by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019


Holy Ghosted

The act of getting "ghost" for not believing in god

My girlfriend holy ghosted me

by sdfern1 August 7, 2023


holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.

I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.

by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021


Holy ghosted

When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.

I was dating this nice Christian woman and things were going well until she holy ghosted me.

by June 29, 2024


Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.

Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.

by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023

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Holy macrelize!

(Exclamation) Said with expression when something wierd or exciting happens

As we drove rail-less cliff, the man screames HOLY MACRELIZE!

by Kyle Farris August 24, 2003