Slang for an uncontrollable urge to bear children and start a family with your best friend on a farm.
"Hop on Stardew Valley."
"I'm sorry, I'm infertile."
A term for "Cumming and Moaning happily". The person wanting to say this needs to know what they're actually doing.
Hey bro, I'm hopping on gas:r right now.
The girl that gets with one dude then gets with all his friends one at a time, depending on who has the bigger bag that night
I'm not "with" her. She has a man but she's a classic "homie hopping party favor"
A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.
Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"
To write a gigantic fanfic that is over 5 pages long. The phrase is commonly used by those familiar with fanfiction sites, such as Archive of Our Own (AO3). The person can deny it if they do not hold the creative prowess needed to write fanfiction.
"Yo bro, hop on Google Docs, we have to write about that excellent idea you had last night. I heard you made an artwork of it as well, let's write about it since you're so invested in it.
"Sure, I'll hop on, just wait until my computer turns on."
This phrase comes from American Influence, and is said when one wants someone out of their sight meaning "Get out of my sight!"
John, Hop off my stick!
Hop on fnaf is a term for lesbian sex, involving a bucket of melted cheese. Normally you dump the cheese in the other and then use a strap on to fuck them. Then you make a pizza with the cum and cheese substance the two lesbians will eat.
Jen: “Hey lex wanna hop on fnaf?”
Lex: “sure!”