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(phrase) The best way to start a conversation or an essay
+Ok so basically I'm monky
-Please marry me.
"Ok so basically I'm monky and today I will prove why Garfield is one of the most influential figures in history..."
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1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever
Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"
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When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.
My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."
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Knowing you're a boss, goin' ham
Popularized by Ricky Rozay's BMF
I think I'm Big Meech...LARRY HOOVER
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The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.
Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."
Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."
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Means to be high as fuck and be seeing crazy shit everywhere.
Alyssa: "Lacey, I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead."
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An expression demonstrating the fact that one is in a focused state and cannot be bothered with minutiae. Originated from the viral video "My New Haircut"
Gym Attendant: "Sir, you need to sign in."
Creepy Italian Dude: "Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!"
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