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Why is my internet connection so bad? I just ran out of wifi for the 963d time in 2 hours!
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Internet that costs twice as much as regular speed, and yet you still have to wait an hour for those songs you want to finish downloading.
Even though we just had the house wired with wireless, high-speed internet, it is still taking an hour to download two songs.
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"Connecting" "connecting" "connecting"
Hey! Have you seen the photo I sent?
"Connecting" "connecting"
Wow you really have a shit internet connection
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Famous phrase, coined by Phil in 1985.
The Internet is Ruining The World
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Someone who, acting under the cover of internet anonymity, arrogantly and incessantly berates, argues with, or puts down others while masquerading as an expert on subject/s he or she knows nothing about.
John is such an internet big shot; despite his ignorance of medicine, he insists on internet message boards that Dr. Chu is an idiot for endorsing the utilization of palliative care measures for terminally ill patients.
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To masturbate to internet porn
To engage in a "digital session"
1. James: Dude, I had a huge internet work-out last night. I found the extended cut of "Smurfs: Uncensored", it was like 40 minutes long!
Kyle: Wow, your arm core must be sore!
2. Josh: Yo mang, check out that sweet-ass blonde at the bar! I'm going to buy her a drink.
Des: Forget about that bitch, I tried that a few weeks ago, shes just a tease. I recommend you just go home and have an internet work-out instead
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Any group of people who are opposed to using the internet or being on it all the time.
I personally consider myself part of the anti-internet movement, but I only use the internet for research purposes because in my opinion people should really use it more seriously and not treat it like some fun digital toy. The internet really is a serious place.
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