A stain left on your hand after jerking off.
That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.
a plastic fork after eating a tv dinner and cleaning it with your t-shirt
you still eating your dinner paddy or can you throw me the Irish comb
October 16
On this day a girl must send a nude to the last boy she texts
No need to explain irish send nudes day
he straps a potato to his forehead for cultural day and always says 'irish buddies' with anyone who is remotely irish
"Man, that dude is literally an irish oliver =-="
Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain
Dude that hike was amazing, the Irish Sun Dance at the peak really topped it off!
Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain
Dude that hike was awesome, the Irish Sundance at the peak really topped it off!
A person who looks Irish, but is not from that ancestry. This particularly occurs when redheads are assumed to be Irish since one and 10 Irish are redheads.
She headed up the St Patrick’s parade because she was Irish-passing enough to look authentically perfect.