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When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.
She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast
For Adults, Some bread and jam, really thats just it. Or for a kid its a cereal.
9 year-old John ate an irish breakfast.
28 year-old Dave at an irish breakfast on the train to work experience.
Its when you dunp on are face and fart In her mouth and say happy st Patrick days !!
Hey I did Irish breakfast on your mom ! Good thing I
When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.
Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.
Irish caviar- The contraction of genital herpes shortly after the infestation of crabs, which relays the theory that the crabs laid eggs!
Damn bro now that those crabs are gone I have their eggs all over my dick, But I told that hooker not to worry because it was Irish caviar, and she got down on that fancy meal last night.
When your pubic hair has grown too long and one of the strands dislodges from the crotch and becomes much like a bollo tie around the head of the penis and can some times become tangles in fabric causing much discomfort.
I was going to get my cock sucked by that big tittied black bitch at work, but I had an Irish necktie and it got caught in the tooth gap she has and damn near slit my dicks throat like piano wire.
When two bearded men Tangle beards.
Irish face trap > chinese finger trap > venus fly trap
I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.