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Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.
"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."
When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.
Major pity party.
Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.
Doris: What a cunt.
An aspiring Politician with a knack for sticking his head up his ass!
When is ol' Romney, going to stop being a Shit Romney?
When someone points out something very obvious
Bill: It’s raining outside
David: No shit sherlock, you think I don’t notice that?
When the authority regards food as value, It’s only a matter of time before it spoils and ends up in the trash as those deserving were denied, watch and go hungry.
No, you can’t have seconds, No, wrong credentials, No, short on funds. Okay, times up, it all goes in the trash, spoiled, the “Food is Shit” worthless.
When you're fucking your girl and you catch her by surprise with a finger in the asshole, a tug of the nipple, and a bite to her neck.
"Dude, I'm going to Jennifer's tonight and I'm definitely gonna combo that shit!"
To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.
Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.
A.K.A. wayward wipers