Spoofy shoes

Those with ridiculously stupid shoes
Has been known to force people to drop out of Sixth Form.
Often seen in the coventry area.
Not to be confused with Sophie Robinson (See The Mighty Boosh)

Spoofy Shoes!!! Don't worry Hill, her name's Sophie (oh shi*)

Shouba (Shoe-Buh)

The definition of, “Shouba” is ugly, bad, looking, stupid, etc.

Your mom is Shouba (Shoe-Buh).

skuzle shoe

A term used primarily in the suburbs of Boca to describe one who fucks jews of spanish descent, and dogs, specifically chiuauas

I met this skuzle shoe at at the party and he fucked my chiuaua

Blue Suede Shoes

Something you ought to not step on. Who knows what Elvis will do to you.

Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

Say Shoes

1. Overview
Say shoes is a versatile suspiciousness test designed by dr. █████ ████████ which enables many people to know who is the impostor

2. How it works
Some people pronounce "shoes" as "sus", and that makes the Say Shoes test effective at detecting who is the impostor. The test can be done verbally as well as using text messages or Discord.

3. Example
Person 1: Say shoes

Person 2: ss- sus

Person 1: *votes out person 2*