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Man I love Jacks Mom. Her cold dead hands feel good on my weewee.
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When sex passes its climax and both partners start to hump lazily as the male empties off his load in the vagina or the anus.
I hit her g-spot at the same time as ejaculation causing us to jack hump
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The biggest simp of them all. Has 7 restraining orders filed against him by some pretty ugly chicks. His moldy micropenis can make any female vomit on sight. He enjoys traps, watching his wife haves sex with black men, and sucking toes.
Is that Jack Sweet? I want to projectile vomit on his neck beard!
Jack Sweet was outside my window the other day. I called the police but they couldn't bear to touch it.
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A bass player in the band cornicopia who takes excessive amounts of superzooms and has a minion obsession
Person 1: wanna take a superzoom?
Person 2: who are you, jack anderson???
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The act of pirate sex. Or acting like pirates.
To Jack Davenport.
Person 1:So, wana Jack Davenport ;)
Person 2:Oh my no. -hears arrrrring in the distance- I think they got to it first
Person 1:BLAST!
Tomorrow night my love.....
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Jack Collins is a word most commonly used for describing a male with a female bum
He had a jack Collins, which he was very ashamed about
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Quarter back on of the football team. A straight up baller. Has thing for tall brunettes. Loves the show Breaking Bad. You don't want to mess with a Jack, it can get pretty ugly. They commonly have bromances. They typically don't know how to talk to girls, but enjoy grabbing asses.
Girl1: who's that fag?
Girl2: dat ain't nofag just Jack Wilson.
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