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Jacob is one of the best types of People, funny, hot, and interesting. They will never let you down… unless they owe you money. They are goofy and either really like people or really hate them. They make racist jokes and remarks to make their lunch table laugh. But it never works. Most Jacobs are extremely short. But don’t let that fool you! I would totally date a Jacob.
Person one: your friends with Jacob?
Person two: ohh yeah! Jacobys sick man
The incorrect spelling of the true sigma male name, Jakob.
Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male
Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.
"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."
A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.
Jacob is a nig...
JACOB IS A BUMHOLE THAT BULLIES ME
Me : hey Jacob
Jacob: SHUT UP YOU BOT
At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.
Person 1: Hey how's Jacob
Person 2: Uhhh.....
Jacob: WAAA I WANT ICE CREEEAAAMMM
a gay kid that had no brain. He appears famously as the Cinimon Stick on the apple jacks cerial box